Hello there, you human :) Je Suis Julie. Don't wear that name out. Name's like mine never grow old ♥
I ♥ reading, writing and lots more :) I must admit I am not normal. I am anything but that. I do not like being labelled as something you'd like to label me as.
I hate humans, humans only hate and NO, I'm not human.
I'm an Amile. In case you haven't noticed, it's written all over this blog >:P
I'm just damn reckless, a total Amile ♥, a horrible singer, a writer of absurd things, a dreadful poet and an extraordinary being :)
But really. To know me is to understand me.
Comprendre, mon ami? :)
The Worst thing about me?
I give up to damn easily
Haters gonna hate X]
Like I give a fuck :P
Hello you! Amber here :) And no, before you ask, I am not a bright coloured orange stone =P. Although, I might be the closest thing to an alien you'll ever meet.
I guess I could call myself a total bookworm, that's for sure. But I'm glad to be one, since that was one of the reasons me and Julie became really good friends, "husband" and "wife", in fact. But let's not get into that story for now ;) Anyway, I ♥ books, writing stories (which I don't think are really that good =P), rock music (Like Paramore, FOB, etc...). I'll never be a human, I know that much. I've never been normal to begin with. Don't believe me? Well, that's just what you wanna believe then... Don't be surprised if I prove you wrong on that ;)
I am a total Amile ♥, student, a damn good writer ;D (Julie's words, not mine =P), imperfectionist [I'm not one to be little Miss Perfect.], unreadable (after all, I'm not a book with written words so how can you read me?) but most importantly, I'm not someone who hides behind a facade. This is the real me.
Before you can start criticizing me or saying bad stuff about me, PLEASE!!
Know me before you judge me
Day 1 - 10th December
I can't believe it!!! I missed my own Wedding!!! T.T FUCKIT......But still, me and Amber had TONS of fun togetherrrr :DD
First I went to her place....... When I saw her, I was like AMBERRRRRR!!!! :DD and the first thing I did?
HUG HER!!! :D ♥
Seriously, I gave her one of those extremely super tight bear hugs x] ♥
We fooled around and I met the Raisin...... And I am proud to say that it might just be one of the most awkwardest days of my life..... :\ Like REAL awkward.........
But never mind the Raisin...... We're here to talk about AMBER and JULIE :D
So we fooled and then ate dinner...... My memory is pretty hazy.... WTH?! ==
Oh YEAH!!! Then after sometime, we went to stalk ANDREW!!! Our gay nerdy friend :D We wet to his place and see him and Amber borrowed my phone to ask Winnie for his number, which she DID give. Then we called him and I was like "HEEEEEYYYYY!!!!"
The stupid wank HUNG UP!!!! -_-"
Then Amber talked to him and he came down. Dumb ass...... == and we wanted a drink real bad so we walked to them shoplots near his place and when Amber was about to walk into Starbucks there, Andrew was like, I don't have enough money for that.... Hahha ~ Yea, damn poor LOL!! :D
So we went to a Mamak stall. *coughs* cheapskate *coughs* xD Amber got an iced Milo while I got a "teh tarik' and Andrew got himself an iced teh limau..... We talked about stuffs and it was weird looking at Andrew.... I mean seriously...... It was just so.... Wow......
He should be studied by scientists...... :DD lmfaooo
Then after that, Amber and I went back to her place and fooled around even MORE. See for yourself:

Michael Jackson [LOL!!! xD ] and the Vietnamese? :D
Amber
Chuah , the Vietnamese......
LMFAO!! :D
Amber, trying on my shades.
Me?Looking constipated -__-
My wife, trying on the tux I never got to wear.....
T-T
Fooled around this badly. Then we tried to make up plans for the next day :D And I met my father-in-law... LOL!! :D He seem nice :) and we stayed up till 2 in the morning talking about life , people, things, books while we looked out the window and tried to find shapes and things in the night skies :)
Day 2 - 11th Dec
Woke up :D Ate breakfast and loitered..... Hahahah xDD
Amber and I wanted to take a nice long walk by the beach but it started to drizzle..... Dammit. ==
So we hit the gym, which is at her place, somewhere ~ and this is what happens when you get two bored girls xD
Amber, getting pampered by me, her "husband" :DD ♥
Me: AMBER!!!!! What happened to YOU?!?!? D:<
Amber: *laughing like crazy and dies of embarrassment* :DD
OMG, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING!! D: xD
Hahahaha. Yeah, we were that bored. We were talking and doing crazy things with the gym equipment :DD I was running like crazy on the treadmill and doing crazy stuff :DDD
Then after doing that, we went back and got ready for SQUASH!!! :)
I swear to all that is living, I will never play squash again.... Footwork, the way you gotta hold your racquet and stuff X( The complications..... Sighs...... But I think that I might like it... One day...... :D So I just tried it out and my right arm hurt from hitting and all that..... :\
But I didn't play the real thing. No sireee. I watched the movie "Along came Polly" and the way squash was played in that movie? Terrible!! I think that that movie scarred me and the entire time I was scared of playing squash and Amber was trying her best to clam me down.... :S But it was fun learning hot to play squash :D
After I did a couple of hits, I went out of the court and babysat Alyx :) We played I spy then Amber finished and so we waited for someone to pick us up :D
But then, this fiendish brute of a ogress came up to Amber and started picking on her. Oh god, if I knew who the hell this person was and what the hell she was doing, which was a series of low pig-like grunts and shoving Amber while she was sitting in her chair. I wanted to scream at it's face. But I cotrolled myself, seeing that I didn't know who the muthafucking hell she was. Then the brute's sister came along and Amber told that bitch of a thing on her sister. You know how the fucking sister reacted? Oh, don't bother me, blah blah blah. Fuck, you're that THING'S SISTER and you have no controll over her whatsoever?? You should be hanged properly for not helping someone who is in need of you, you fucking brainless retard......
I SWEAR to God, whoever the hell you are, you fat piece of slob, you. I swear that if I ever get you, I'll make your life a living hell and you WILL be barely alive when I'm finished with you and you can crawl back to the slum of a place you call home and tell your parents that I fucked you up :) Then I can scream at your fucking fucktard of parents for not educating a wonderfully idiotic slime like you and your sister how to fucking treat people right and maybe beat some fucking sense into you, you mindless moron.
*Phew* I will get you, you bitch and then you can repent your sins, when you're six fucking feet under, NOT BREATHING :)
ANYWAYS......
Then, in the evening, Amber and I went to Sunrise tower for a Pizza Hut Dinner :D By walk and I whined and complained about how I looked like an Ah Ma because I was forced, indirectly, by the Raisin, to carry an umbrella..... Seriously!!!! I looked like an Ah Ma..... T.T
When we were in Pizza Hut, I was thinking "SHIT, I can't bring this - thing (the umbrella) - in!! " D:
We got to our seats and I started being hyper :DD We camwhored and laughed like crazy as everyone in the restaurant stared at us, including the staff >:D Before we took our order, I told Amber that I'd talk to the waiter that I'd talk in my French accent. I PULLED IT OFF :DDD
SERIOUSLY!!!!!! xDD
I was speaking to the waiter and ordering, trying to act snobby, as if I really was a French person and stuff xDD LOL!!! Seriously!!! Ask Amber X] hahahahah The waiter rolled his eyes when I did it ~
EPIC FAIL!!! :D
Hahahaha ~ We laughed like there's no tomorrow :)
Here are some pics :)
This is what we ate. Well, this is MY plate but we ate the same thing :P
Chicken soup!! >:D We wanted mushroom soup but NO-OOO. The chef of Pizza Hut just HAD to make Chicken that day -___-
[Amber!! Let's go sue them!! >:D]
Amber drank like 75% of the soup while I was sitting on my chair, blabbering like a parrot.... LOL! xD

Amber, giving one of her -__- face's and tring hard to keep it a straight one :DD
Me, getting hit on the head by her D:
After we finished eating, we head straight to Gurney.... We went to Popular and bought ourselves a few books :DD Then, it was MOVIE TIMEEEE >:D
We wanted to watch Narnia: Voyage of The Dawn Treader but no-ooo SOMEONE had to RUIN the fun.... -___-" and I ALREADY BOUGHT THE TICKETS!!!!!!! I swear to God that I could have ripped that person's head right off her neck but thank God for her, I'm very much civilized. Thank you very much :)
So we had to go back to Amber's place...... We walked back and we headed to the TV room :D
When we were there, I snooped around for a movie. Then, I spotted a Fall Out Boy CD. Fall Out Boy. LIVE in Phoenix!!! >:DD I went CRAZY!!! xDD Amber then proceeded to tell me that she bought the CD to some ungrateful bastard that RETURNED the CD back to her cuz he thought that F.O.B was gay.
Fuck that bastard ~
Listen to me you ungrateful ass, F.O.B is a GREAT band and returning someone a present to someone who gave it to you and went through the trouble of getting it for you. Fuck you alright? And don't your parent teach you that it's just as rude to shove someone back a gift that they give you as it is to tell them directly that the band is gay too?! Jesus.....
Then we watched the CD. We went crazy when we saw FOB as Happy Tree Friends characters :D ♥ But in the end of the MV, their heads were horribly mutilated...... FML....
TADAAAA :DD ♥
They look so CUTEEEE >:D ♥ I swear to God Amber and I just lost it xDD We screamed and screamed but not so loud..... There were boundries..... Fuckkkkk......
Then we watched Salt and some other movvie I think..... [My memory is really bad T.T] After that, we talked a bit more and it was light out.
Day 3 - 13th December
Did the same ol things got up and ate breakfast and then watched a movie, Stardust. While Amber was put to forced studying...... -o-
After we got ready, we went out and headed to Gurney :D Went to MPH to find ourselves a notebook :) But instead, we stumbled onto one of these :D

Yeah, this is the cover >:D


CONTENTS!! :D
CAUTION: DO NO READ IN FRONT OF CHILDREN :P

We couldn't find a pretty notebook with a decent price so we went to Popular and we managed to get a nice grey one and we bought SHARPIES :D [I have some sort of Sharpie obsession.... LOL xD]
Then after that, we went out and watched Narnia for real!!! :DDD We watched the movie in 3-D. It was GREAT >:D The worst part of the movie?
When you watch stuff in 3-D, the thing's that look as if they're coming your way REALLY do come your way. -o-
It just so happens that we were watching one of the action scenes of the movie then, I dropped something, I forgot what then when I looked up, something popped out from the screen and I was like shit!!
The worst part about that?
I DROPPED an ENTIRE tub of sweet sweet popcorn!!!! DX Damnnnn I am such a klutz.... -__-"
This is what we looked like with them 3-D glasses on >:D
We look like people from spaceee :D
Then after our movie, we went of a pee break ~ LOL!! :D and a cup of Starbucks X)
Then we went back as quick as we could and I had to throw like 20% of the coffee away...... T.T
After that, we watched a movie or two then slept :)
Day 4 - 14th December
Did the usuals :D Then Amber had to go for piano lessons :\ We walked there and when we reached there, I was like jelous of this midgety twerp who could play the piano damn well. He had the accent thick English-ish sorta accent and had the waist size of an elephant :DD AND somehow reminded us of Andrew CHIA :P
The brute seem clumsy but the grace displayed on the piano was admirable. Truly.
Sighs, sometime I wish that I could turn back time and not give up on playing the piano..... T.T
BUT anyways, it turned out that she didn't have classes that day so we once again went to Gurney >:D and we spent some time there X]
Okay I did couple of strange things while we were in there. The first strange thing I did there was grab a balloon!! hahaha Yeah, I'm still a kid but the real reason I grabbed the balloon was cuz I wanted to do a inhaling helium gas experiment :P
Next weirdest thing? Eat cotton candy :DD The only people that were getting cotton candy were kids younder than 13. Guess I was the oldest one to grab some cotton candy :DD [HEY!! It was free okay? :P Besides, it's been a long time since I ate cotton candy :DD]
Last weirdest thing? HUG A CHICKEN!! >:D It was pretty funny cuz I was like, OMFG!@!! It's a chicken standing in the middle of nowhere (Actually, the chicken was a Nando's chicken doing God-knows-what xDD) I was like, I need to take a picture of that THING and I did. Then the people that were surrounding the chicken was like, do this. They pointed to the sign that the chicken held. It said "Share this elevator with me to the top floor" I was like okay, sure! :)
But Amber and I didn't have enought time for me to footle around so I asked the chicken "do you have anything that's easier and takes less time than this?" :S. The chicken held up another sign. It said "Share a hug" and I did it :D It was nice.... hehe But everyone was staring.... And the staff from Nando's took pics of me..... Hahahah LOL!! :D
Proof that I really DID hug a chicken :P
After that strange episode, Amber and I got out and I saw this awesome gelato shop and tried the Forest Berries flavoured gelato. IT WAS AWESOMEEEE :DD
It's something like ice-cream but not really ice cream. IT's rich but not creamy and dammmmmnnnnnnn, it tastes so FREAKIN GOOD >:DD A cone already costs RM9.90... -o- Dammit......
Went back to Amber's place and the rest they say is history........ :\
In other words, it means I forgot..... I have a horrible memory!!! Dammit..... -__-"
OH WAITTT I remember nowwww!!! :DDD We went back to Amber's place and go comfy. Used the computer for a while and watched movies. The Heartbreak Kid and Chicago :D
Amber ate most of the Famous Amos cookies -_- but never mind, we BOTH pigged out on the cookies and candy we had :D It was an awesome nighttt :D Then I slept somewhere at the ending of the movie Chicago and Amber found out something embarrassing about me Dx But it's for us to know and for you, the reader, to never ever find out :)
My LAST day
Woke up early and felt unhappy. Sorta.... :\ Then ate breakfast and fooled around in Amber's room. Took a few pictures and videos. Got a few calls from my sister and off Amber and I went to Gurney again..... :\ Cuz thats th place we met my sister and my aunt. Amber hung out with me and my aunt's family for a while. Went to Cold Storage and Amber and I went to McDonald's where I bought for her the last ice-cream before she left. :D
So me and my sis and aunt were dwadling in Gurney and then I got a call from Amber, who was already at home, telling me that I forgot some of my stuff.... Sighs, typical me... -__-"
So I went to her place and got my stuff and for real, said a last goodbye to Amber who I won't be seeing again in a few months or so... T-T
Whore of the camera in Parkson :D I made her take this pic

Me: Amber, I love you
Amber: *Ignores Julie but then* I love you too :D
So, my 4 EPIC days with Amber ends and I ♥ Amber Chuah :)
And I know that Amber Chuah ♥ me too :D
Seriously, those 4 days were awesome. ♥
And finally, a sincere apology to Kimberly Chan, Winnie Teoh and Andrew Chia for not making it that day. I'll make it up to you guys and there'll DEFINATELY be another Wedding next year ;)
xoxo
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