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Je suis Julie :)

Hello there, you human :) Je Suis Julie. Don't wear that name out. Name's like mine never grow old ♥

I ♥ reading, writing and lots more :) I must admit I am not normal. I am anything but that. I do not like being labelled as something you'd like to label me as. I hate humans, humans only hate and NO, I'm not human. I'm an Amile. In case you haven't noticed, it's written all over this blog >:P

I'm just damn reckless, a total Amile ♥, a horrible singer, a writer of absurd things, a dreadful poet and an extraordinary being :)

But really. To know me is to understand me.
Comprendre, mon ami? :)

The Worst thing about me?
I give up to damn easily

Haters gonna hate X]

Like I give a fuck :P

Je suis Amber :)

Hello you! Amber here :) And no, before you ask, I am not a bright coloured orange stone =P. Although, I might be the closest thing to an alien you'll ever meet.

I guess I could call myself a total bookworm, that's for sure. But I'm glad to be one, since that was one of the reasons me and Julie became really good friends, "husband" and "wife", in fact. But let's not get into that story for now ;) Anyway, I ♥ books, writing stories (which I don't think are really that good =P), rock music (Like Paramore, FOB, etc...). I'll never be a human, I know that much. I've never been normal to begin with. Don't believe me? Well, that's just what you wanna believe then... Don't be surprised if I prove you wrong on that ;)

I am a total Amile ♥, student, a damn good writer ;D (Julie's words, not mine =P), imperfectionist [I'm not one to be little Miss Perfect.], unreadable (after all, I'm not a book with written words so how can you read me?) but most importantly, I'm not someone who hides behind a facade. This is the real me.

Before you can start criticizing me or saying bad stuff about me, PLEASE!!

Know me before you judge me

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10th - 14th December = 4 Days of Pure AWESOMENESS :D ♥

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Day 1 - 10th December

I can't believe it!!! I missed my own Wedding!!! T.T FUCKIT......But still, me and Amber had TONS of fun togetherrrr :DD

First I went to her place....... When I saw her, I was like AMBERRRRRR!!!! :DD and the first thing I did?

HUG HER!!! :D ♥

Seriously, I gave her one of those extremely super tight bear hugs x] ♥

We fooled around and I met the Raisin...... And I am proud to say that it might just be one of the most awkwardest days of my life..... :\ Like REAL awkward.........

But never mind the Raisin...... We're here to talk about AMBER and JULIE :D

So we fooled and then ate dinner...... My memory is pretty hazy.... WTH?! ==

Oh YEAH!!! Then after sometime, we went to stalk ANDREW!!! Our gay nerdy friend :D We wet to his place and see him and Amber borrowed my phone to ask Winnie for his number, which she DID give. Then we called him and I was like "HEEEEEYYYYY!!!!"

The stupid wank HUNG UP!!!! -_-"

Then Amber talked to him and he came down. Dumb ass...... == and we wanted a drink real bad so we walked to them shoplots near his place and when Amber was about to walk into Starbucks there, Andrew was like, I don't have enough money for that.... Hahha ~ Yea, damn poor LOL!! :D
So we went to a Mamak stall. *coughs* cheapskate *coughs* xD Amber got an iced Milo while I got a "teh tarik' and Andrew got himself an iced teh limau..... We talked about stuffs and it was weird looking at Andrew.... I mean seriously...... It was just so.... Wow......

He should be studied by scientists...... :DD lmfaooo

Then after that, Amber and I went back to her place and fooled around even MORE. See for yourself:

Michael Jackson [LOL!!! xD ] and the Vietnamese? :D

Amber Chuah , the Vietnamese...... LMFAO!! :D

Amber, trying on my shades.
Me?Looking constipated -__-

My wife, trying on the tux I never got to wear.....
T-T

Fooled around this badly. Then we tried to make up plans for the next day :D And I met my father-in-law... LOL!! :D He seem nice :) and we stayed up till 2 in the morning talking about life , people, things, books while we looked out the window and tried to find shapes and things in the night skies :)

Day 2 - 11th Dec

Woke up :D Ate breakfast and loitered..... Hahahah xDD

Amber and I wanted to take a nice long walk by the beach but it started to drizzle..... Dammit. ==

So we hit the gym, which is at her place, somewhere ~ and this is what happens when you get two bored girls xD

Amber, getting pampered by me, her "husband" :DD ♥

Me: AMBER!!!!! What happened to YOU?!?!? D:<

Amber: *laughing like crazy and dies of embarrassment* :DD

OMG, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING!! D: xD

Hahahaha. Yeah, we were that bored. We were talking and doing crazy things with the gym equipment :DD I was running like crazy on the treadmill and doing crazy stuff :DDD

Then after doing that, we went back and got ready for SQUASH!!! :)

I swear to all that is living, I will never play squash again.... Footwork, the way you gotta hold your racquet and stuff X( The complications..... Sighs...... But I think that I might like it... One day...... :D So I just tried it out and my right arm hurt from hitting and all that..... :\

But I didn't play the real thing. No sireee. I watched the movie "Along came Polly" and the way squash was played in that movie? Terrible!! I think that that movie scarred me and the entire time I was scared of playing squash and Amber was trying her best to clam me down.... :S But it was fun learning hot to play squash :D

After I did a couple of hits, I went out of the court and babysat Alyx :) We played I spy then Amber finished and so we waited for someone to pick us up :D

But then, this fiendish brute of a ogress came up to Amber and started picking on her. Oh god, if I knew who the hell this person was and what the hell she was doing, which was a series of low pig-like grunts and shoving Amber while she was sitting in her chair. I wanted to scream at it's face. But I cotrolled myself, seeing that I didn't know who the muthafucking hell she was. Then the brute's sister came along and Amber told that bitch of a thing on her sister. You know how the fucking sister reacted? Oh, don't bother me, blah blah blah. Fuck, you're that THING'S SISTER and you have no controll over her whatsoever?? You should be hanged properly for not helping someone who is in need of you, you fucking brainless retard......

I SWEAR to God, whoever the hell you are, you fat piece of slob, you. I swear that if I ever get you, I'll make your life a living hell and you WILL be barely alive when I'm finished with you and you can crawl back to the slum of a place you call home and tell your parents that I fucked you up :) Then I can scream at your fucking fucktard of parents for not educating a wonderfully idiotic slime like you and your sister how to fucking treat people right and maybe beat some fucking sense into you, you mindless moron.

*Phew* I will get you, you bitch and then you can repent your sins, when you're six fucking feet under, NOT BREATHING :)

ANYWAYS......

Then, in the evening, Amber and I went to Sunrise tower for a Pizza Hut Dinner :D By walk and I whined and complained about how I looked like an Ah Ma because I was forced, indirectly, by the Raisin, to carry an umbrella..... Seriously!!!! I looked like an Ah Ma..... T.T

When we were in Pizza Hut, I was thinking "SHIT, I can't bring this - thing (the umbrella) - in!! " D:
We got to our seats and I started being hyper :DD We camwhored and laughed like crazy as everyone in the restaurant stared at us, including the staff >:D Before we took our order, I told Amber that I'd talk to the waiter that I'd talk in my French accent. I PULLED IT OFF :DDD

SERIOUSLY!!!!!! xDD

I was speaking to the waiter and ordering, trying to act snobby, as if I really was a French person and stuff xDD LOL!!! Seriously!!! Ask Amber X] hahahahah The waiter rolled his eyes when I did it ~

EPIC FAIL!!! :D

Hahahaha ~ We laughed like there's no tomorrow :)

Here are some pics :)

This is what we ate. Well, this is MY plate but we ate the same thing :P

Chicken soup!! >:D We wanted mushroom soup but NO-OOO. The chef of Pizza Hut just HAD to make Chicken that day -___-

[Amber!! Let's go sue them!! >:D]

Amber drank like 75% of the soup while I was sitting on my chair, blabbering like a parrot.... LOL! xD

Amber, giving one of her -__- face's and tring hard to keep it a straight one :DD
Me, getting hit on the head by her D:

After we finished eating, we head straight to Gurney.... We went to Popular and bought ourselves a few books :DD Then, it was MOVIE TIMEEEE >:D

We wanted to watch Narnia: Voyage of The Dawn Treader but no-ooo SOMEONE had to RUIN the fun.... -___-" and I ALREADY BOUGHT THE TICKETS!!!!!!! I swear to God that I could have ripped that person's head right off her neck but thank God for her, I'm very much civilized. Thank you very much :)

So we had to go back to Amber's place...... We walked back and we headed to the TV room :D

When we were there, I snooped around for a movie. Then, I spotted a Fall Out Boy CD. Fall Out Boy. LIVE in Phoenix!!! >:DD I went CRAZY!!! xDD Amber then proceeded to tell me that she bought the CD to some ungrateful bastard that RETURNED the CD back to her cuz he thought that F.O.B was gay.

Fuck that bastard ~

Listen to me you ungrateful ass, F.O.B is a GREAT band and returning someone a present to someone who gave it to you and went through the trouble of getting it for you. Fuck you alright? And don't your parent teach you that it's just as rude to shove someone back a gift that they give you as it is to tell them directly that the band is gay too?! Jesus.....

Then we watched the CD. We went crazy when we saw FOB as Happy Tree Friends characters :D ♥ But in the end of the MV, their heads were horribly mutilated...... FML....

TADAAAA :DD ♥
They look so CUTEEEE >:D ♥ I swear to God Amber and I just lost it xDD We screamed and screamed but not so loud..... There were boundries..... Fuckkkkk......

Then we watched Salt and some other movvie I think..... [My memory is really bad T.T] After that, we talked a bit more and it was light out.

Day 3 - 13th December

Did the same ol things got up and ate breakfast and then watched a movie, Stardust. While Amber was put to forced studying...... -o-

After we got ready, we went out and headed to Gurney :D Went to MPH to find ourselves a notebook :) But instead, we stumbled onto one of these :D

Yeah, this is the cover >:D

CONTENTS!! :D

CAUTION: DO NO READ IN FRONT OF CHILDREN :P

We couldn't find a pretty notebook with a decent price so we went to Popular and we managed to get a nice grey one and we bought SHARPIES :D [I have some sort of Sharpie obsession.... LOL xD]

Then after that, we went out and watched Narnia for real!!! :DDD We watched the movie in 3-D. It was GREAT >:D The worst part of the movie?

When you watch stuff in 3-D, the thing's that look as if they're coming your way REALLY do come your way. -o-

It just so happens that we were watching one of the action scenes of the movie then, I dropped something, I forgot what then when I looked up, something popped out from the screen and I was like shit!!

The worst part about that?

I DROPPED an ENTIRE tub of sweet sweet popcorn!!!! DX Damnnnn I am such a klutz.... -__-"

This is what we looked like with them 3-D glasses on >:D

We look like people from spaceee :D

Then after our movie, we went of a pee break ~ LOL!! :D and a cup of Starbucks X)
Then we went back as quick as we could and I had to throw like 20% of the coffee away...... T.T

After that, we watched a movie or two then slept :)

Day 4 - 14th December

Did the usuals :D Then Amber had to go for piano lessons :\ We walked there and when we reached there, I was like jelous of this midgety twerp who could play the piano damn well. He had the accent thick English-ish sorta accent and had the waist size of an elephant :DD AND somehow reminded us of Andrew CHIA :P

The brute seem clumsy but the grace displayed on the piano was admirable. Truly.

Sighs, sometime I wish that I could turn back time and not give up on playing the piano..... T.T
BUT anyways, it turned out that she didn't have classes that day so we once again went to Gurney >:D and we spent some time there X]

Okay I did couple of strange things while we were in there. The first strange thing I did there was grab a balloon!! hahaha Yeah, I'm still a kid but the real reason I grabbed the balloon was cuz I wanted to do a inhaling helium gas experiment :P

Next weirdest thing? Eat cotton candy :DD The only people that were getting cotton candy were kids younder than 13. Guess I was the oldest one to grab some cotton candy :DD [HEY!! It was free okay? :P Besides, it's been a long time since I ate cotton candy :DD]

Last weirdest thing? HUG A CHICKEN!! >:D It was pretty funny cuz I was like, OMFG!@!! It's a chicken standing in the middle of nowhere (Actually, the chicken was a Nando's chicken doing God-knows-what xDD) I was like, I need to take a picture of that THING and I did. Then the people that were surrounding the chicken was like, do this. They pointed to the sign that the chicken held. It said "Share this elevator with me to the top floor" I was like okay, sure! :)

But Amber and I didn't have enought time for me to footle around so I asked the chicken "do you have anything that's easier and takes less time than this?" :S. The chicken held up another sign. It said "Share a hug" and I did it :D It was nice.... hehe But everyone was staring.... And the staff from Nando's took pics of me..... Hahahah LOL!! :D

Proof that I really DID hug a chicken :P

After that strange episode, Amber and I got out and I saw this awesome gelato shop and tried the Forest Berries flavoured gelato. IT WAS AWESOMEEEE :DD

It's something like ice-cream but not really ice cream. IT's rich but not creamy and dammmmmnnnnnnn, it tastes so FREAKIN GOOD >:DD A cone already costs RM9.90... -o- Dammit......

Went back to Amber's place and the rest they say is history........ :\

In other words, it means I forgot..... I have a horrible memory!!! Dammit..... -__-"

OH WAITTT I remember nowwww!!! :DDD We went back to Amber's place and go comfy. Used the computer for a while and watched movies. The Heartbreak Kid and Chicago :D

Amber ate most of the Famous Amos cookies -_- but never mind, we BOTH pigged out on the cookies and candy we had :D It was an awesome nighttt :D Then I slept somewhere at the ending of the movie Chicago and Amber found out something embarrassing about me Dx But it's for us to know and for you, the reader, to never ever find out :)

My LAST day

Woke up early and felt unhappy. Sorta.... :\ Then ate breakfast and fooled around in Amber's room. Took a few pictures and videos. Got a few calls from my sister and off Amber and I went to Gurney again..... :\ Cuz thats th place we met my sister and my aunt. Amber hung out with me and my aunt's family for a while. Went to Cold Storage and Amber and I went to McDonald's where I bought for her the last ice-cream before she left. :D

So me and my sis and aunt were dwadling in Gurney and then I got a call from Amber, who was already at home, telling me that I forgot some of my stuff.... Sighs, typical me... -__-"

So I went to her place and got my stuff and for real, said a last goodbye to Amber who I won't be seeing again in a few months or so... T-T

Whore of the camera in Parkson :D I made her take this pic

Me: Amber, I love you

Amber: *Ignores Julie but then* I love you too :D

So, my 4 EPIC days with Amber ends and I ♥ Amber Chuah :)

And I know that Amber Chuah ♥ me too :D

Seriously, those 4 days were awesome. ♥

And finally, a sincere apology to Kimberly Chan, Winnie Teoh and Andrew Chia for not making it that day. I'll make it up to you guys and there'll DEFINATELY be another Wedding next year ;)

xoxo

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Wedding Plans!! :DD

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

OMFG!!! I AM FUCKING EXCITED!!! >:DD

My WEDDING IS IN 2 DAYS!!!! xDDD

I miss Amber!!

Damn everything and that over-sized raisin. I swear to God that I'm quite in the right mind ti run her down with a car ~ :)

EXCITEDDDD :DDD

I'm gonna see my wifeyyyyyy ♥

I miss that thing-thing :DD LOL

And there'll be ice-cream, okie and lots moreeee :D ♥

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Amber Amber Amber!!!

Monday, November 29, 2010

READ THIS AT OWN RISK and please so not come RANTING at my face if you are

NOT HAPPY about what is written -__-

AMBER, I LOVE YOU ♥

I know you're smiling reading this :P

Amber, my wifeeyyyy!! Where the HELL have you been? I miss you A LOT and it has been 4 FREAKIN days since I had a REAL conversation with you.... Why do you keep on disappearing like that?!?!?! T-T I seriously cannot wait for the 10th... FUCK YEAH!! >:D It's gonna be wedding and honeymoooooonnnn!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :D I will be having lots and lots and lots of FUN with you and nothing, not even that over-sized raisin (hahahahah xD), is gonna stop you or me or anyone from having THE BEST FOUR FREAKIN DAYS OF OUR LIVES!!! :D

This holiday is draining the freakin life out of me..... Dammit! I guess I get bored too easily..... WTF..... Time flies by too slowly and everything is so ARGH.....

All there is to do is

study -o-

get my bum on Facebook..... [FML -_-]

watch em retro movies I've been downloading :D ♥

putting the kitchen in FLAMES with my disastrous cooking >:D *laughs manically*

paint my nails black [fucccccck I am EMO ~ L.O.L :D]

and best of all

WRITE MY STORY!! :D

I've been getting a good amount of ideas but still ~ I GET BORED........ Whoops!! I'm blabbering about me when it's supposed to be about the title of this post, AMBER ♥

I miss youuuuuu!!! Come back to meeeeeeee!! T.T and I've been singing our songs feeling sad D: and I've got this one other song stuck in my head, six feet under the stars - All Time Low ♥

Amber, I FREAKIN MISS YOU!!! T.T And don't bother this silly post xD I guess that I'm too bored == ~

I ♥ YOU :)

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As The Italians Prefer...

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Hi! Amber here! I decided to post up something since Julie's been doing all the work. (Blame my internet, not me! > <) Like my mum used to tell me before, Italian men always say, "The men take the meat while the dog takes the bone." Understand what it means? If you do, I praise you ;)

Anyway, since the recent topic Julie brought up was about the fact that most woman are obsessed about diet pills, lack of eating and all that crap because they think a little meat on their bones is BAD.

Come on, people. Do you want to end up looking like this?

If you say yes, you seriously have no idea what the hell you're talking about and probably need to be admitted into some kind of asylum for having such thoughts. This is WRONG. We, the female population, don't have to make ourself into beanpoles- or "satay sticks"- just to get some guy's attention. If he really and truly liked you, he would accept you for who YOU are.

Let me tell you an interesting fact, one of the most common criticisms of Barbie is that she promotes an unrealistic idea of body image for a young woman, leading to a risk that girls who attempt to emulate her will become anorexic. A standard Barbie doll is 11.5 inches tall, giving a height of 5 feet 9 inches at 1/6 scale. Barbie's vital statistics have been estimated at 36 inches (chest), 18 inches (waist) and 33 inches (hips). According to research by the University Central Hospital in Helsinki, Finland, she would lack the 17 to 22 percent body fat required for a woman to menstruate. (Like a true human being, copied and posted from Wikipedia.org)

So, as my final note to you, don't care about those people that say that you're a little on the "fat" side. Just stand up for yourself. Of course, I'm not asking you to try and gain 30 kilos in one day! A healthy diet is still required (but it's alright to indulge yourself sometimes, just as long as you limit yourself.)

Take that, you evil diet pills! xD

Oh yeah, the Wedding is around two weeks away! =D I really can't wait! I miss Julie... Curse the fact that she's at her cousin's house in the middle of nowhere... ==

~Amber

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Take your time, the Past will remain the Past♥

Monday, November 22, 2010

I looked at a couple of vintage pics and I was shocked and surprised when I looked at this.....

I totally agree that stick thin girls have no sex appeal ~ Girls that are pretty have meat on their bones :P But no way in hell am I gonna touch that thing called "ionized yeast"!!! It sounds gross..... :\

So go out there and EAT!! :D [Please note that this ionized yeast ad was only valid a long long time ago but if you want your ionized yeast, eating a lot is a great substitute ;) ]

Same thing :D and it's true, you're only glamorous when you have a little bit of ya knowww... ;D

And your curves will be awesome if you got a bit of "the stuff" XD

Isn't that right, Amber? ;)

MUST GET THIS!!! DD:

and you thought that camwhoring existed only in the 21st century! WRONG! :P

RETRONESSSSS :DD ♥

This kinda reminds me of the Times Square kiss

♥

[Random fact Did you know that the famed Times Square kiss was a very very random kiss to a hospital nurse from a madly delighted sailor? :D And everyone in the US was celebrating because it was V-J day xD]

A soldier in Vietnam explaining the peace symbol of a necklace he's wearing :)

Now there's something you don't see everyday!! :D

If those sailors were here in front of me, I swear to god, I will make them strip off those cute uniforms and run like hell with it :D The uniforms are so cute till I could dieee!! >:D ♥

I'll say it and I will never get tired of saying it!!

Paris, je t'amie ♥

Ce que tu m'amies?

Audrey Hepburn, you never cease to amaze me!! :)

Please don't mind me. I love vintage and retro things :D Sometimes I wonder what my life would've been like if I was born in a different place and time. People, places and things weren't so complex.... Times when music came from real talent, fat people were beautiful, women wore dresses and men did all the work. Hahaha ~ But what has passed has passed.

Still, I'd kill to be in the 1800-1980's ~ Yeah, people and things lost their standards at the 90's and when it began, it was all pop music, fast stylish cars, technology and internet [fuck it.... -__-"]. People start losing sight of the awesome things that happened before and moved forward.... Sighs...... Now, it's all about going forwards, not backwards..... Taking the time to think of the smallest things is something that people don't do now. Everyone wants it fast and quick.....

Well, I gotta accept that things change with time...... But if anyone got a time machine, give it to me or I will kill you myself and put my filthily greedy hands on it :D [Seriously...]

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Models

Sunday, November 21, 2010

It's funny ya know. Models back then and models now are totally different!!